The Official How To Have An Affair App! Tips and Guide to a Successful Fling!
First off, How To Have An Affair is a Secret App! Don't worry, it will download on your phone as "Tip Calculator" and no one cares about a tip calculator.
In this app you get everything that you need to have a successful extramarital affair. Infidelity or "Married Dating" is extremely popular now and have become mainstream as seen by the success of sites like Ashley Madison and similar sites. Did you know that Married Dating websites are ranked #3 worldwide in terms of traffic? Whether the goal is to get laid or have a long term relationship, keeping track of every detail is critical.
Cheating is stressful enough if your marriage is important to you. You want the thrill and excitement but love and value your spouse. We help you make sure you are not forgetting anything and assist you in keeping track of the many elements so you don't get busted!
We start with some basic tips that will guide you in setting up a discreet encounter. All tips are current and updated regularly. (e.g. use a messenger app, empty recycling bins, let your cell phone die often)
Then we have a Communications Checklist. Every time you communicate with your fling you need to be extra careful. Its easy to miss things or get complacent. The app will help you remember what to do and when to do it (e.g. erase texts, clear history, use incognito browser).
Next is the Pre-Rendezvous Checklist. You have a lot to think about. This app will help you feel confident that you have prepared diligently and incur the least amount of risk before an affair (e.g. item list reminder, turn off phone tracking, remember what you are wearing and how you are wearing it).
Next is the Post-Rendezvous Checklist. Ok you aren't out of the woods yet. In order to pull this off you need to make certain that you pay attention to a lot of details. Your spouse will be suspicious if anything is amiss. We provide a clean up list and tips e.g. reconfirming your story details and having a plan once you return home.
To assist you further we provide a list of valuable resources which we update regularly. This will ensure you have the very latest resources in pulling off a successful extramarital affair. These include expert articles on gps tracking, how to modify your phone, and even sites where you can find a new affair.
Finally, we provide a special notes area where you can type in specific details that you need to remember. You may find that you need to jot down an address or location or number that you don't want lurking around your phone ("Why do you have the address of a motel across town in your phone?!). Everything in the notes area will remain there the next time you open the app. Its just a convenient tool to keep all your affair details and business in one place.
Oh there's one more thing- if someone should peek over and try to see what you are looking at on your phone, you don't want them seeing a "How To Have An Affair" App! So every page has a "Panic Button" which turns your whole screen into a boring spreadsheet with some official looking pie chart.
Good luck and we hope you find the app useful!
Hope you enjoy the app :)
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