Interactive Ass! Press him to hear real donkey noises.

Ass is an interactive donkey that makes realistic Ass / donkey sounds. Playing with the Ass app will make you as happy as a pirate finding his booty under the sea. Ass is also educational for people who want to know what kinds of noises Asses / donkeys really make. Donkeys are given a bad name and not many people know what a real Ass cry sounds like. Ass only uses the most realistic and high definition donkey noises to give the best user experience. Asses are often referred to as dumb but they are in fact highly intelligent animals. Their "eeeehaaughs" as most people would call it are actually highly complex sounds produced by an organ called the Emigdola Brocitius. Asses use their eehaughs to communicate with fellow Asses and to dominate other males during mating seasons. Download Ass to learn more.